Amusing conversation

Regan: Mom guess what?

me: What?

Regan: I think I drank my Sprite too fast because I just went in the bathroom and threw up!

me: What?!?!

Regan: Yeah and you know what I tasted it all before it went into the toilet! Isn't that gross?

me: Yes Regan that is gross....

LATER

Regan: Mom have you ever tasted your tongue?

me: Umm I don't know have you?

Regan: Yeah it tastes weird.

me: What does it taste like?

Regan: tastebuds